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Dear Henry: I have a problem

Dear Henry: I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is in advertising. The other was put to death in the electric chair for murder. My mother died from insanity when I was three years old. My sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs to high-school students. Recently, I met a girl who was just released from a youth prison where she was serving time for killing her dog with a sledge hammer, and I want to marry her. My problem is, should I tell her about my brother who is in advertising?

Signed, Anonymous